Klintron’s Brain

I happen to have a few thoughts about the new Apple products, but for now check this out.

And also have a look at Gawker’s Open Letter to the People Who Want Team Zissou Adidas.

I saw the movie and loved it, but agree that movie tie-in shoes are pretty silly. But I don’t think it’s that big of a deal either. And what’s wrong with being the art-house version of Armeggedon?

Watchmen gets the penis and gay joke treatment from Something Awful.

Onion Article:

“My friend Kyle was the first person I knew who got IKEA,” said Adam Goldman, a Manhattan web designer who said he now knows “20 or 30 people” who have the furniture. “I was at his place on a Friday night, and everything was normal. He mentioned that he was going out to shop for a little bookcase the next day. A week later, his whole place was so thick with blond birch veneer and chrome wire shelving that he could barely stand up.”

Via Adam Greenfield, a Manhattan web designer.

Funny Flash movie

An old favorite from The Stranger

Kyle sent me this:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

(there’s more)

WTF? WTF? WTF?

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This is my new night club dance.

Via Molly.

Yay! Mitch Fatel was always one of my favorite guests on Dr. Katz but I never knew who he was. Today I found his web site via Creative Generalist. His site is silly and fun, be sure to watch the quicktime clips of him on television.