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Fox News journalistic masterpieces
Saturday, March 29th, 2008
Fox News. It’s hard to talk about greatest hits without mentioning their war coverage or their coverage of racial issues. As a political and cultural propaganda machine, there’s little outright funny about Fox News’s persistent distortion of reality. Or, if there is, the jokes on the people of the United States and […]
Garfield without Garfield
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
Garfield without Garfield.
I always thought Garfield sucked, until I saw Garfield without Garfield’s dialog. And now someone’s gone one step further, and gotten rid of Garfield entirely.
(Thanks Brenden!)
Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
(Thanks Nick!)
Trent Reznor: Crackhead
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
So by now, you’ve of course heard about Radiohead selling their new album exclusively through their own web site. And now Trent Reznor’s announced that Nine Inch Nails is no longer bound to a recording contract. A couple months ago he made headlines saying that when he was off his contract, he would go indie […]
What would a Ron Paul presidency look like?
Monday, August 6th, 2007
Something Awful speculates:
“Colloidal Silver Approved for Cancer Treatment”
“Wal*Mart to Offer Low-Income Schools in 48 Stores by October”
“First-Responders to Require Citizenship Exam Before Giving Aid”
“Art Bell to Step Down”
Envisioning the Google Gphone and the Myspace MyPhone
Friday, June 22nd, 2007
On IM this morning:
Klintron: the google phone will crush the iphone
Klintron: and it will be free
Klintron: but it will record all of your conversations
Dr. Gabbo: and target ads
Dr. Gabbo: into your ear
Klintron: yes
Klintron: it will play little ads while you’re talking based on what you talk about
Dr. Gabbo: that would be fucking funny
Klintron: like […]
Friday fun: You Tube vids
Friday, May 19th, 2006
Ten Things I Hate About Commandments:
Must Love Jaws:
Ask a Ninja (how have I lived my life thus far without Ask a Ninja?).
fuck this website
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
This guy prints up stickers that say “fuck” and sticks them to signs.
fuck this web site.
Mathematical proof that I will never have a girlfriend
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend
Tristan Miller
German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence
20 December 1999
She blocked me
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
“Never trust a women when she says ‘brb’”
(via Everything Isn’t Under Control)
iProduct and Team Zissou
Friday, January 21st, 2005
I happen to have a few thoughts about the new Apple products, but for now check this out.
And also have a look at Gawker’s Open Letter to the People Who Want Team Zissou Adidas.
I saw the movie and loved it, but agree that movie tie-in shoes are pretty silly. But I don’t think it’s […]