Klintron’s Brain

Yow!

I must admit that I’ve read only a small fraction of Klintron’s writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I’ve read enough of Klintron’s writings to know that I once had a nightmare in which Klintron was free to wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, Klintron hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What he lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Klintron’s sycophants don’t really care that whenever there’s an argument about his devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that identifying and naming imperious gutter-dwellers is fundamentally different from using their opinions as an instrument of rebellion.