http://www.klintron.com/brain/archives/2003/10/22/how-to-deliver-a-litter-of-kittens/ thoughts on media, technology, and culture Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:37:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 http://www.klintron.com/brain/archives/2003/10/22/how-to-deliver-a-litter-of-kittens/#comment-139 becca Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.klintron.com/brain/archives/2003/10/22/how-to-deliver-a-litter-of-kittens/#comment-139 Being prepared is terribly important. In Nelson's case, when his best friend called him at 2am insisting that he come over and help him with an undisclosed emergency, he was very prepared. He arrived 10 minutes later to find that his friend's prince albert was caught on his one-night-stand's tonsil. Nelson, being the clear-headed fellow that he is, calmly closed the bedroom door and called him an ambulance. Being prepared is terribly important. In Nelson’s case, when his best friend called him at 2am insisting that he come over and help him with an undisclosed emergency, he was very prepared. He arrived 10 minutes later to find that his friend’s prince albert was caught on his one-night-stand’s tonsil. Nelson, being the clear-headed fellow that he is, calmly closed the bedroom door and called him an ambulance.

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